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In the age of internet “romance” and online hookups, THIS almost looks quaint and romantic, intimate even…

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NATE: “What took you so fucking long to come home?  I’ve been hard since an hour ago.”

ME: “I got detention…sorry.”

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When it’s that ADORABLE, you just don’t say no.

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SWAG = Something We Arabs Got.

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“Your little girlfriend gonna see this, FAG!”

“Oh no, gimme back my phone…fuck, no, please…”

“Oops too late, just hit sent.”

“FUCK, oh, oh, fuck…fuck…yeah fuck me…”

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When it’s this long, it’s hard not to have a DICK SLIP once in a while.

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“Look me in the EYE.”

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USD = Un-Suppressible Dick.

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DERP, you know if you sit on this you will never be able to hold your fart for the rest of your life.

No regrets.

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Q: Does it make it CLASSIER if I apply shifted focus on my cock pic?

A: No, but it makes it HOTTER.

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